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Recently, scientists in Australia have released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in alcohol.

Men should take a concerned look at their alcohol
consumption. The theory is that alcohol contains female
hormones and that by drinking enough alcohol, men turn into
women.
To test the theory, 10 men drank 6 pegs of alcohol each
within a 3-hour period. It was then observed that all of
them showed signs of "female like hormones" because
they:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down when urinating.

yeaaa rite lol