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Nov 24, 2009 1:22 PM CST The Jamaican Maid
sultryash
sultryashsultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados36 Threads 3,203 Posts
The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi
iron better than you'!

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband says so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cooks better than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'

Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as
well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, the Gardener.

Wife: 'How much increase yuh seh you want again?

Enjoy you all evening..





rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 24, 2009 1:24 PM CST The Jamaican Maid
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
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Good one.
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Nov 24, 2009 1:25 PM CST The Jamaican Maid
wonderworker
wonderworkerwonderworkercosby, Tennessee USA201 Threads 2 Polls 1,883 Posts
Lady Chatterly rides again.
cool
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Nov 24, 2009 1:25 PM CST The Jamaican Maid
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
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Nov 24, 2009 1:25 PM CST The Jamaican Maid
whaaat
whaaatwhaaatden, South Holland Netherlands31 Threads 5,747 Posts
sultryash: The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi
iron better than you'!

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband says so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cooks better than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'

Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as
well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, the Gardener.

Wife: 'How much increase yuh seh you want again?

Enjoy you all evening..


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 24, 2009 1:25 PM CST The Jamaican Maid
sultryash
sultryashsultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados36 Threads 3,203 Posts
sultryash: The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi
iron better than you'!

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband says so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cooks better than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'

Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as
well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, the Gardener.

Wife: 'How much increase yuh seh you want again?

Enjoy you all evening..
laugh wave hi BJ
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Nov 24, 2009 1:26 PM CST The Jamaican Maid
sultryash
sultryashsultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados36 Threads 3,203 Posts
RDM59: nice one ....
grin teddybear
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