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Aug 8, 2006 9:48 AM CST Confucius Says
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.laugh laugh
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Aug 8, 2006 9:51 AM CST Confucius Says
Crowded elevator smell different to short people
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Aug 8, 2006 9:52 AM CST Confucius Says
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
laugh laugh

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
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Aug 8, 2006 9:54 AM CST Confucius Says
He who eats too many prunes sits on potty many moons.laugh laugh
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Aug 8, 2006 9:57 AM CST Confucius Says
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
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Aug 8, 2006 10:05 AM CST Confucius Says
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk. laugh laugh
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Aug 8, 2006 10:17 AM CST Confucius Says
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.laugh laugh
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Aug 8, 2006 10:18 AM CST Confucius Says
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
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Aug 8, 2006 10:23 AM CST Confucius Says
Man who make love to girl on hill- he not on levelwave wave
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Aug 8, 2006 10:23 AM CST Confucius Says
TheProfessor
TheProfessorTheProfessorPandoras Box, USA91 Threads 4,746 Posts
Confucius say... baseball stupid game, no man with 4 balls can walk. grin
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Aug 8, 2006 10:25 AM CST Confucius Says
Honeymoon over when man who whisper sweet nothings now say
nothing sweet.confused confused
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Aug 8, 2006 10:28 AM CST Confucius Says
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
Man who run behind car get exhausted laugh laugh
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Aug 8, 2006 10:30 AM CST Confucius Says
Man who drive like hell bound to get there wave wave
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Aug 8, 2006 10:47 AM CST Confucius Says
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spred limbs banana banana
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Aug 8, 2006 10:55 AM CST Confucius Says
Don't drink and park- accidents cause people help help
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Aug 8, 2006 11:03 AM CST Confucius Says
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger!rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 8, 2006 11:05 AM CST Confucius Says
izzyva
izzyvaizzyvaHighland Springs, Virginia USA7 Threads 2,070 Posts
He who goes to bed with itchy thing, it's most defitnely Herpes.



El Diablo
devil
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Aug 8, 2006 12:11 PM CST Confucius Says
Funnybone
FunnyboneFunnybonePomerene, Arizona USA34 Threads 574 Posts
Man with hands down pants feel cocky all day banana
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Aug 8, 2006 12:19 PM CST Confucius Says
State of pregnancy exist when womab takes seriously something
poked in fun. wink wink
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Aug 8, 2006 12:20 PM CST Confucius Says
Oops that is womanconfused confused
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