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Jan 10, 2010 8:32 PM CST my dog is
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.
Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Mooly my dog is a democrat!
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Jan 10, 2010 8:35 PM CST my dog is
loverobin
loverobinloverobinValley, Nova Scotia Canada12 Posts
My dog saved my life twice...I love him and he can sleep anywhere he likes.
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Jan 10, 2010 8:40 PM CST my dog is
countryG
countryGcountryGAustin, Texas USA14 Threads 1 Polls 233 Posts
lol.. i saw this recently.. I love it!
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Jan 10, 2010 8:48 PM CST my dog is
azul_colibri
azul_colibriazul_colibriCuernavaca, Morelos Mexico2 Threads 487 Posts
yep! Indeed! laugh
I want to be one of my dogs in my next life!! peace
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Jan 10, 2010 9:04 PM CST my dog is
LusciousLibra
LusciousLibraLusciousLibraTramore, Waterford Ireland28 Threads 2 Polls 1,870 Posts
ladyfingers: My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.
Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Mooly my dog is a democrat!


Sounds like my ex! just substitute 'ex' for 'dog', and 'he' for 'she'
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Jan 11, 2010 11:25 PM CST my dog is
deacon6347
deacon6347deacon6347Amado, Arizona USA10 Threads 757 Posts
In response to: My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.
Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Mooly my dog is a democrat!
thanks ladyfingers, that's what's wrong with my life, i just need to go back to being a Democratrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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