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Ladies and Gentleman this is your Captain, welcome to flight 293 non stop from london heathrow to Toronto.The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth uneventful flight , So sit back and relax .....OH MY GOD!!!
SILENCE FOLLOWED !
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom
Ladies and Gentlemen i am sorry if i scared you , while i was talking to you the flight attendent accidently spilled a cup of coffee in my lap , you should see the front of my pants !
One Irish passenger yelled "Be jezis you should see the back of mine "