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Jan 22, 2010 11:22 AM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
Shortly after a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude , the Captain announced

Ladies and Gentleman this is your Captain, welcome to flight 293 non stop from london heathrow to Toronto.The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth uneventful flight , So sit back and relax .....OH MY GOD!!!


SILENCE FOLLOWED !

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom

Ladies and Gentlemen i am sorry if i scared you , while i was talking to you the flight attendent accidently spilled a cup of coffee in my lap , you should see the front of my pants !

One Irish passenger yelled "Be jezis you should see the back of mine "

grin wave
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Jan 22, 2010 11:26 AM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
laugh wave
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Jan 22, 2010 12:50 PM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
thumbs up Good one!

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2010 12:55 PM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
munching
munchingmunchingsan jose, San Jose Costa Rica217 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Shortly after a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude , the Captain announced

Ladies and Gentleman this is your Captain, welcome to flight 293 non stop from london heathrow to Toronto.The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth uneventful flight , So sit back and relax .....OH MY GOD!!!SILENCE FOLLOWED !

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom

Ladies and Gentlemen i am sorry if i scared you , while i was talking to you the flight attendent accidently spilled a cup of coffee in my lap , you should see the front of my pants !

One Irish passenger yelled "Be jezis you should see the back of mine "


somebody else put this on another thread 3 days ago.
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Jan 22, 2010 1:33 PM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
well i post as i recieve so tongue grin
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Jan 22, 2010 3:53 PM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
Lammycool
LammycoolLammycoolKöln, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany29 Threads 5 Polls 372 Posts
In response to: Shortly after a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude , the Captain announced

Ladies and Gentleman this is your Captain, welcome to flight 293 non stop from london heathrow to Toronto.The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth uneventful flight , So sit back and relax .....OH MY GOD!!!SILENCE FOLLOWED !

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom

Ladies and Gentlemen i am sorry if i scared you , while i was talking to you the flight attendent accidently spilled a cup of coffee in my lap , you should see the front of my pants !

One Irish passenger yelled "Be jezis you should see the back of mine "


Great rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2010 7:32 PM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jan 22, 2010 7:37 PM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
azul_colibri
azul_colibriazul_colibriCuernavaca, Morelos Mexico2 Threads 487 Posts
laugh laugh Good one!grin thumbs up
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Jan 22, 2010 7:38 PM CST This Is Your Captain Speaking
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
good one!!!wave laugh
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