I need u because. (155)
I need you because:
no one makes me feel useless like you
no one makes me feel useless like you
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I need you because:
I cannot swim
I cannot swim
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I need you because:
a boring day is better spent together
a boring day is better spent together
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I need you because:
getting old isn't fun alone
getting old isn't fun alone
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I need you because:
I lost my false teeth and I need yours
I lost my false teeth and I need yours
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I need you because my life just wouldn't be the same without you in it.
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I need you because:
I cannot stop doing that!
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somechick: I need you because my life just wouldn't be the same without you in it.
yeah, it'd be much better
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I need you because:
You can seduce them better than I
You can seduce them better than I
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Grandepensees: yeah, it'd be much better
You're so bad.------ This thread is Archived ------
I need you because:
I need target practice
I need target practice
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somechick: You're so bad.
So bad that I crack myself up
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I need you because noone else will have me.
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I need you because:
My sink is full of dishes
My sink is full of dishes
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somechick: I need you because noone else will have me.
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I need you because:
I have no alarm clock
I have no alarm clock
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Grandepensees: And where did you meet that Mr.Noone Else?
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
I met Mr.Noone Else on a Noone Else dating site.
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somechick: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
I met Mr.Noone Else on a Noone Else dating site.
I met Mr.Noone Else on a Noone Else dating site.
They must have a lot of these drawing profile pics on that site!
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I need you because:
I can't itch that spot on my back!
I can't itch that spot on my back!
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