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Feb 3, 2010 8:28 AM CST Ever Wonder why!
pirate151
pirate151pirate151Houston, Texas USA15 Threads 171 Posts
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000...00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS....professor rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 3, 2010 8:33 AM CST Ever Wonder why!
pretty79
pretty79pretty79Frederiksberg, Capital Region Denmark8 Threads 1 Polls 312 Posts
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Feb 3, 2010 8:53 AM CST Ever Wonder why!
McCort
McCortMcCortgainesville, Texas USA1 Threads 24 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing good one pirate..and ya know what....i called mines bluff..and she did...and i am...and it ain't so badcool
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Feb 3, 2010 8:55 AM CST Ever Wonder why!
McCort
McCortMcCortgainesville, Texas USA1 Threads 24 Posts
postscript...except she's a wee bit past 25
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Feb 3, 2010 9:13 AM CST Ever Wonder why!
tina_olson
tina_olsontina_olsonWestby, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 694 Posts
That's a good one....laugh thumbs up
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Feb 3, 2010 12:14 PM CST Ever Wonder why!
pirate151
pirate151pirate151Houston, Texas USA15 Threads 171 Posts
tomboygirl: yeh but you found that elixir of life or summat bootie-nobody else looks like you at 65! xx


I am not 65 but that joke was so funny i had to post it to maybe put i smile on someones face today. I know i have had a smile all day thinking about that joke.. And older women are smart and beautiful i would not want a 25 yr old just not in to that kind of thing... But it is something to think about.. ha! ha!dancing hug wave
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