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Feb 3, 2010 10:53 PM CST Men and women
imsophie1
imsophie1imsophie1Knox, Pennsylvania USA23 Threads 501 Posts
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Feb 3, 2010 11:02 PM CST Men and women
adamisk
adamiskadamiskraleigh, Mississippi USA34 Threads 4 Polls 1,325 Posts
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Feb 3, 2010 11:18 PM CST Men and women
Good one. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 3, 2010 11:24 PM CST Men and women
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fijianflowerfijianflowerBarstow, California USA10 Threads 2 Polls 51 Posts
Happiness 1 I like that drinking
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