Drugs officer (11)
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2/10
2/10
good 1
FullIrish: A Drugs officer stops at a Farm in County Kerry , and talks with an old Farmer. He tells the Farmer, "I need to inspect your Farm for illegally grown drugs." The Farmer says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The Drugs officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the courts here with me." Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the Farmer. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The farmer nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his business..
A short time later, the old Farmer hears loud screams and sees the Drugs officer running for his life, chased by the Farmer's big Bull.............
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The Farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and shouts at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge! Show him your BADGE!"
The Drugs officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the courts here with me." Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the Farmer. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The farmer nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his business..
A short time later, the old Farmer hears loud screams and sees the Drugs officer running for his life, chased by the Farmer's big Bull.............
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The Farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and shouts at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge! Show him your BADGE!"
Good one
Very good 
TheRocker: I wonder will the officer get a pain in the butt?
yeah and id say he'll be full of bull too curveee: hey El
how are u ????
hey Ali sorry only just saw this now tut how are u ????
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The Drugs officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the courts here with me." Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the Farmer. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The farmer nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his business..
A short time later, the old Farmer hears loud screams and sees the Drugs officer running for his life, chased by the Farmer's big Bull.............
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The Farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and shouts at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge! Show him your BADGE!"