Let's Write A Poem Together! (94)
I was confused why would i check out this guy?
so i picked up a shot said"Here's mudd in yer eye
so i picked up a shot said"Here's mudd in yer eye
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As the night wore on I just kept getting higher,
Then I remembered how efficient he was at putting out fires.
Then I remembered how efficient he was at putting out fires.
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So I asked him back to my apartment that night,
Just to see if he could set matters right.
Just to see if he could set matters right.
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Enjoyed it I did till the next morning I woke,
I saw what he had and it was no joke.
I saw what he had and it was no joke.
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For the firehose last night I thought he had used
Actually had me oh so confused
Actually had me oh so confused
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he was coyote ugly,should i cut off my arm
what was i thinking i thought with alarm
what was i thinking i thought with alarm
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But my he was hung, although his looks were a drag,
So I went in my cupboard and got me a bag.
So I went in my cupboard and got me a bag.
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One for his head, and one for mine
in case his ripped and left me half blind
in case his ripped and left me half blind
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I wore the guy out he had no more in him.
He was on his way out but how would I begin?
He was on his way out but how would I begin?
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It rose and it rose then dropped just like lead.
I'd really have to say his doggy was dead.
I'd really have to say his doggy was dead.
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Want to?
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I went on a blind date with this guy named Kent.
This is the way the whole thing went.
This is the way the whole thing went.
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I soent all day deciding what to wear,
Putting on my makeup and doing my hair.
Putting on my makeup and doing my hair.
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Met Kent at the restaurant at half past eight
his looks they were killer,his eyes gray as slate
his looks they were killer,his eyes gray as slate
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I was getting tingles just looking at this hunk.
This is just tooo good, is what I thunk.
This is just tooo good, is what I thunk.
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After eating good food and dancing all night
we drove from the city at dawn's early light
At the top of a moutain ,to a drive way so steep
that lead to a black castle where no humans creep
we drove from the city at dawn's early light
At the top of a moutain ,to a drive way so steep
that lead to a black castle where no humans creep
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Got out of the car and walked to the door.
A feeling came over me like never before.
A feeling came over me like never before.
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I asked him his name and he said it was "Glen"
He had a full glass and a bottle of gin
and the cutest cleft at the tip of his chin