The Half Wit (2)
Nuliiiiiii: A man owned a small farm in Austailia
The Tax office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staffI need a list of your employees and how much you pay them demaneded the rep
Well replies the farmer, there is my farm hand who's been with me 3 yrs and i pay him $500 a week plus free room and board
He also get triple time for working on Sunday and a slab of beer for happy hr every Friday
The cook has been with me for 18 months and i pay her $400 per week plus free room and board, she doesen't work on Sunday and i provide paid satellite TV for free in her room
Then there is the Half Wit
He works about 18 hrs every day and does about 90% of all the work around here
He makes about $20 per week, pays his own board and i buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally
That's the guy i want to talk to the Half Wit says the Agent
That would be me replied the Farmer
The Tax office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staffI need a list of your employees and how much you pay them demaneded the rep
Well replies the farmer, there is my farm hand who's been with me 3 yrs and i pay him $500 a week plus free room and board
He also get triple time for working on Sunday and a slab of beer for happy hr every Friday
The cook has been with me for 18 months and i pay her $400 per week plus free room and board, she doesen't work on Sunday and i provide paid satellite TV for free in her room
Then there is the Half Wit
He works about 18 hrs every day and does about 90% of all the work around here
He makes about $20 per week, pays his own board and i buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally
That's the guy i want to talk to the Half Wit says the Agent
That would be me replied the Farmer
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The Tax office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff
I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them demaneded the rep
Well replies the farmer, there is my farm hand who's been with me 3 yrs and i pay him $500 a week plus free room and board
He also get triple time for working on Sunday and a slab of beer for happy hr every Friday
The cook has been with me for 18 months and i pay her $400 per week plus free room and board, she doesen't work on Sunday and i provide paid satellite TV for free in her room
Then there is the Half Wit
He works about 18 hrs every day and does about 90% of all the work around here
He makes about $20 per week, pays his own board and i buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally
That's the guy i want to talk to the Half Wit says the Agent
That would be me replied the Farmer