You looked a lot like my wife (2)

Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM CST You looked a lot like my wife
woohoo128
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her." doh grin
Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM CST You looked a lot like my wife
woohoo128
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Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive grin beer
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