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Mar 9, 2010 1:52 PM CST Funny Questions!
richie40
richie40richie40Holyhead, Gwynedd, Wales UK12 Threads 148 Posts
(1). How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

(2). Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

(3). If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

(4). Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Mar 9, 2010 2:03 PM CST Funny Questions!
whaaat
whaaatwhaaatden, South Holland Netherlands31 Threads 5,747 Posts
(1). How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?


Is it legal to kill it just for fun?
dunno
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Mar 9, 2010 2:04 PM CST Funny Questions!
How do u get the fig into figroll'sconfused confused dunno grin wave
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Mar 9, 2010 2:04 PM CST Funny Questions!
Goddess4u
Goddess4uGoddess4uThe Capital, Greater London, England UK15 Threads 3,131 Posts
richie40: (1). How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

(2). Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

(3). If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

(4). Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


dunno Don´t know, go on tell us heart1
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Mar 9, 2010 2:04 PM CST Funny Questions!
whaaat: (1). How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?Is it legal to kill it just for fun?



There are some who do kill a deer more for fun/sport.
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Mar 9, 2010 2:12 PM CST Funny Questions!
sindhiboy1
sindhiboy1sindhiboy1Sindh, Pakistan49 Threads 15 Polls 880 Posts
richie40: (1). How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

(2). Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

(3). If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?

(4). Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Answer 1 : Here in pakistan both kind of activities need licence
Before Hunting u have to get a licence ,u can hunt one or Max two deers and u can keep unlimited deers at ur home .

Answer 2 : Yes ,love is blind becoz love can be wth anyone
love doesnt see colour ,age,location financial condition etc

Answer 3 : we have lights in fridge and freezer both ..

Answer 4 : A pure juice cannot be good for more than few hours so they add ingeridents to keep it fresh untill sell and the soap companies advertise to sell it as a pure product but it is impossible to make a soap wthout any some mixup ..wine handshake
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Mar 9, 2010 2:43 PM CST Funny Questions!
Steveno
StevenoStevenoQassim, Al-Qassim Saudi Arabia140 Threads 485 Posts
richie40:
(4). Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Because it just makes sense, ok?
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Mar 9, 2010 2:47 PM CST Funny Questions!
richie40
richie40richie40Holyhead, Gwynedd, Wales UK12 Threads 148 Posts
Steveno: Because it just makes sense, ok?
it only makes sense in money making schemes,
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Mar 9, 2010 2:49 PM CST Funny Questions!
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
why......

because its a mad, mad world.....
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Mar 9, 2010 2:50 PM CST Funny Questions!
richie40: it only makes sense in money making schemes,


Are you aware that most claimed real juice drinks aren't 100% juice.Some are flavored or 10% juice.

Most dish/laundry soaps and fabric softners are mixed with water.
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Mar 9, 2010 2:57 PM CST Funny Questions!
richie40
richie40richie40Holyhead, Gwynedd, Wales UK12 Threads 148 Posts
By the way people, these are not questions I want to know personally, they are random questions that some ppl ask, like here are a few more,
1, why is it called a hamburgar, but its made with beef?
2. if cats loves mice, why isnt there mice flavered tin food?
3. how come you cant smell water?
4. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
5. When we put wool in the wash its shrinks, so why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

Come on ppl liven up its its silly questions and yet kinda ring true.
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Mar 9, 2010 2:59 PM CST Funny Questions!
richie40
richie40richie40Holyhead, Gwynedd, Wales UK12 Threads 148 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: why......

because its a mad, mad world.....
Totally agree with you. Like if dracula cant see his reflection in the mirror, how has he a straight parting in his hair? lol
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Mar 9, 2010 3:02 PM CST Funny Questions!
conjor
conjorconjorSmithfield, North Carolina USA61 Threads 2,056 Posts
richie40: Totally agree with you. Like if dracula cant see his reflection in the mirror, how has he a straight parting in his hair? lol
He has a egore to do it for him,and a few wives i think...idea daydream
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Mar 9, 2010 3:09 PM CST Funny Questions!
richie40
richie40richie40Holyhead, Gwynedd, Wales UK12 Threads 148 Posts
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think

if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?

If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?

Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?

why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?

Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.

Why are we scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When lightning hits the sea, why don’t the fish get struck?
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Mar 9, 2010 3:21 PM CST Funny Questions!
richie40
richie40richie40Holyhead, Gwynedd, Wales UK12 Threads 148 Posts
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think

if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?

If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?

Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?

why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?

Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.

Why are we scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When lightning hits the sea, why don’t the fish get struck?
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