Dont think the Rev smiled @this :-) ( Archived) (1)

Mar 12, 2010 10:41 AM CST Dont think the Rev smiled @this :-)
A minister was completing a temperance sermon and with great emphasis he said

If i had all the beer in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river

And with even greater emphasis he said

And if i had all the wine in the world I'd take it and pour it into the river

And the finally shaking his fist in the air he said

And if i had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and I'd pur it into the river

Sermon complete he sat down

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile
nearly laughing "For our closing song let us sing"

Hymn 365 "Shall we gather at the river "







Smile ,life is too short

( See you at the river :-) )

wink grin wave wine
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