Kermit the frog ( Archived) (8)

A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.He can see from her name plate that patrica whack is her name!"Miss Whack,i'd like to get a 30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patrica looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,his dad is Mick Jagger,and that its ok he nos the bank manger.Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with collateral.The frog says "sure i have this" and produces a tiny porcelian elephant,about a inch tall,bright pink and perfectally formed.Very confused patty explains she'll have to consult with the bank manger.She finds the manger and says"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who clams to know you and wants to borrow 30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral"she holds up the tiny pink elephant,i mean what in the world is this?"Its a knicknack patty whack,give the frog a loan,his old man's a rolling stone!!" You're singing it,aren't you?yea,i no you are. Never take life to seriously"you grinned,i no you did!

I was singing it to

Good,its always nice to sing!

aww nobody read my joke!