A Senior Citizens' Group charters an overnight bus trip from Tampa, Florida to Branson MO. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the coach driver and says "I've been molested!"
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had had a dream, so he says for her to go back to her seat and sit down.
A short time later, another old lady comes forward and claims that she too had just been molested.
The driver thought he had a busload of wackos, but who would be molesting these old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says she's been molested also.
The driver decides that he's have to look into this and pulls in to the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisle.
"Hey, gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the driver.
"I lost my toupee. I thought I'd found it 3 times but every time I made a grab for it it ran away!"
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As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the coach driver and says "I've been molested!"
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had had a dream, so he says for her to go back to her seat and sit down.
A short time later, another old lady comes forward and claims that she too had just been molested.
The driver thought he had a busload of wackos, but who would be molesting these old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says she's been molested also.
The driver decides that he's have to look into this and pulls in to the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisle.
"Hey, gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the driver.
"I lost my toupee. I thought I'd found it 3 times but every time I made a grab for it it ran away!"