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"A thimbleful of whiskey please," he asks the barman.
"Sure! But why so little?" the barman replies.
"Well you'd only be drinking a thimbleful of whiskey if you'd got what I've got," says the customer.
The barman gives him shocked look. "Why, what have you got?"
"50 cents..."