Two Irishmen were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models.
One says to the other ... "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"
The second one replies ... "Yes, they're very beautiful - and look at the price!"
The first one says with wide eyes ... "Wow, they're not very expensive, at this price I'm buying one!"
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll get one too!"
Three weeks later the two meet up again and the eldest redneck Irishman asks his friend ... "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalogue?"
"No, but it shouldn't be long now. All her clothes arrived yesterday?"
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One says to the other ... "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"
The second one replies ... "Yes, they're very beautiful - and look at the price!"
The first one says with wide eyes ... "Wow, they're not very expensive, at this price I'm buying one!"
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll get one too!"
Three weeks later the two meet up again and the eldest redneck Irishman asks his friend ... "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalogue?"
"No, but it shouldn't be long now. All her clothes arrived yesterday?"