There's One In Every Office! (7)
Bundybelle: A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and very important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as the paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just want one copy!"
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and very important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as the paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just want one copy!"
Yep, thats usually the case..
The "executives" usually have no clue whatsoever about how the office really works!
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But they have a clue if they ""WANT"" the secretary !!!
DodgeBabe: Yep, thats usually the case..
The "executives" usually have no clue whatsoever about how the office really works!
The "executives" usually have no clue whatsoever about how the office really works!
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Bundybelle: A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and very important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as the paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just want one copy!"
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and very important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as the paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just want one copy!"
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NO WAY!!!
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bosses are tech weirdos. i had one a few years back who was just starting to learn comps. Caught him pointing the mouse at the monitor. 
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"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and very important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as the paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just want one copy!"