Tension (5)
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Hiya Lovely Ven hope u haveing great day
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That's why I won't have a DNA test....... Don't want the Tension ! 
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I always loved watching Benny Hill and that reminded me of one of his sketches.
He walked into the bedroom and looked down at his wife with a sarcastic look and said "Good night mother of five" then lay down beside her, she turned around to him and said "Good night father of two"
Yes in both cases that would create “tension”.
He walked into the bedroom and looked down at his wife with a sarcastic look and said "Good night mother of five" then lay down beside her, she turned around to him and said "Good night father of two"
Yes in both cases that would create “tension”.
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A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is the only the father of my baby.
YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”
NOW THIS IS REAL TENSION.