plants. (2)

When i was married, we had a lovely garden,one day my next door niebour gave me this lovely plant .he told me all about it, it looked like a catus about 3/4 foot high.like you would find ontop of a pineapple. i planted into our garden. when the wife came home i showed it to her .she was delighted. he said to her what ever you do makr sure you water it every day other wise it will die. this went on for about aweek . untill one sunday morning .i was talking to john over the garden fence , along came the wife with the hose watering this plant? i looked at him he smiled back .have you ever tried holding a laugh back i kept blowing though my mouth tying not to .? I turned to john he had this kind of sheepish grin on his face .well. i just folded up. my wife looked up ,and said , what wrong with you two ? ,in the end we had to tell her. it was a movie prop made out of PLASTIC .even she had to laugh ,she said you pair of swines ,and turned the hose on us.