Funny conversation starters (10)
SereneGreen: I'm in the mood for divilment so been thinking of some of these for the craic....
1. "Excuse me, but I do think it is time we met" will put a smile on most peoples faces without sounding too intimidating.
2. "What kind of old person do you want to be?" intrigues people. Everyone hopes to get old and so they will have an opinion. Also, though, it will make people smile because you are taking old age as something positive - an unusual twist on any everyday topic will make people interested.
3. "Have you ever crawled home through a window?"
4. "Oh my god, I was going to wear that same dress, lucky I didn't" (said by a guy to a girl is pretty hilarious and almost guaranteed a laugh).Feel free to add any you might have.
1. "Excuse me, but I do think it is time we met" will put a smile on most peoples faces without sounding too intimidating.
2. "What kind of old person do you want to be?" intrigues people. Everyone hopes to get old and so they will have an opinion. Also, though, it will make people smile because you are taking old age as something positive - an unusual twist on any everyday topic will make people interested.
3. "Have you ever crawled home through a window?"
4. "Oh my god, I was going to wear that same dress, lucky I didn't" (said by a guy to a girl is pretty hilarious and almost guaranteed a laugh).Feel free to add any you might have.
Just found a splinter in my knee ... how do you suppose that got there?? I mean it!!!!!
skinnyminnypink: Just found a splinter in my knee ... how do you suppose that got there?? I mean it!!!!!
That would work for me
SereneGreen: Well it worked didn't it..........you remembered it
I think i owe you a drink because you made me smile
hey im gay.. dare try to convert me 
Is a jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?? 
mcattack: Is a jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit??
That could easily turn into a rather heated debate id say!!
Hello weve been bar neighbours for ages
and thought it was time we said hello
I hope your not the noisy kind of neighbours
or come over looking for a cup of sugar
good for a laugh
and thought it was time we said hello
I hope your not the noisy kind of neighbours
or come over looking for a cup of sugar
good for a laugh
someone used this on my not so long ago and I thought it was cute
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"How much does a polar bear weigh???? Enough to break the ice"
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1. "Excuse me, but I do think it is time we met" will put a smile on most peoples faces without sounding too intimidating.
2. "What kind of old person do you want to be?" intrigues people. Everyone hopes to get old and so they will have an opinion. Also, though, it will make people smile because you are taking old age as something positive - an unusual twist on any everyday topic will make people interested.
3. "Have you ever crawled home through a window?"
4. "Oh my god, I was going to wear that same dress, lucky I didn't" (said by a guy to a girl is pretty hilarious and almost guaranteed a laugh).
Feel free to add any you might have.