A guy was bonking his girl, hot and heavy, on the backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood a cop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.
The guy got back in the car and finished with his girl friend.When he got out , he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop re-assured him that he would not arrest the guy if could be next.
The guy said, " I'm not afraid you that you will arrest me, its just that I have not done it with a cop before"
Three little old ladies sitting on a park bench, along comes a flasher in a trench coat, he opens his coat and flashes the old ladies. first old lady had a stroke, second old lady had a stroke, third old lady couldn't reach
night_whispers50: Three little old ladies sitting on a park bench, along comes a flasher in a trench coat, he opens his coat and flashes the old ladies. first old lady had a stroke, second old lady had a stroke, third old lady couldn't reach
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The guy got back in the car and finished with his girl friend.When he got out , he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop re-assured him that he would not arrest the guy if could be next.
The guy said, " I'm not afraid you that you will arrest me, its just that I have not done it with a cop before"