skyblue43: I was chucked out of the Comedy club in the International coz my date heckled Des Bishops brother too much!
A different kind of date that was...
I now know where I know you from. I was the chucker outer on that nite and your bird(date)was heckling so loud her nashers fell out. I notice she's not been back to collect them. Come to thing of it the cleaner found them and they fit her perfectly.
having had a really bad experience a year ago it took me until thursday of last week to pluck up the courage to go on a date. it started really well and then after an hour he told me i had to give up my hobbies and friends and that he expected to see me every night expect for when he was meeting his friends. As if that wasnt bad enough he said that i should take him to meet my parents. I told him I wanted to go home I was getting worried that we would end up married if i stayed out past midnight.
Then just to add salt in the wounds he told me I should be grateful that he felt enough pity to ask me out for a drink in the first place.
Still cant work out whether to laugh, cry or drown my sorrows
rosii: having had a really bad experience a year ago it took me until thursday of last week to pluck up the courage to go on a date. it started really well and then after an hour he told me i had to give up my hobbies and friends and that he expected to see me every night expect for when he was meeting his friends. As if that wasnt bad enough he said that i should take him to meet my parents. I told him I wanted to go home I was getting worried that we would end up married if i stayed out past midnight.
Then just to add salt in the wounds he told me I should be grateful that he felt enough pity to ask me out for a drink in the first place.
Still cant work out whether to laugh, cry or drown my sorrows
Some women just dont know when their onto a good thing.
you should have whacked his pe pe and then knarled his goolies. I find it hard to believe that such men exist.
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