Little Johnny came down for breakfast one morning and excitedly told his mother, "I know how babies are made. I saw Daddy put his willy in your mouth last night."
Mom said, "No, that's not right. That's how I get my expensive jewelry."
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Mom said, "No, that's not right. That's how I get my expensive jewelry."