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theguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Postsswm31: going to do a donkey show for his parents anniversary
Got his glasses broke cat callin construction workers------ This thread is Archived ------
theguynextdoor: Passing the sheep farms on his way to work , hollers out Good mornin ladies !
attracted to jars of icecream------ This thread is Archived ------
ballerina9: whos spits NOW!!
That wasn't funny.
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theguynextdoor: Passing the sheep farms on his way to work , hollers out Good mornin ladies !
lost his virginity to a girl with down syndrome------ This thread is Archived ------
anonymous1: That wasn't funny..
He hates animals.
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opentuit: He hates animals.
She's not sweet, or kind.
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opentuit: He hates animals.
She is a brunette
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Softshell: She is a brunette
she is very sweet
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theguynextdoor: Goes to family reunions to pick up dates
doesn't really flash everyone..------ This thread is Archived ------
Softshell: doesn't really flash everyone..
Was arrested for molesting the mail man------ This thread is Archived ------
theguynextdoor: Goes to family reunions to pick up dates
came home to find his girlfriend in bed with his dad------ This thread is Archived ------
theguynextdoor: Was arrested for molesting the mail man
Yep actually it was the UPS man... 
He leaves his undies out side in the mailbox, for his female postperson to find.
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swm31: came home to find his girlfriend in bed with his dad
got a hard-on from reading 'good housekeeping' magazine 
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ballerina9: got a hard-on from reading 'good housekeeping' magazine
rubbed on out at church------ This thread is Archived ------
ballerina9: got a hard-on from reading 'good housekeeping' magazine
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damn i want to be balerina #7 because 7 8 9
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swm31: rubbed on out at church
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swm31: rubbed on out at church
gets a woody looking at waterford crystal antiques ------ This thread is Archived ------
swm31: wants to lick rosie odonnells a**hole
Does not understand why his inflate-a-date won't do his laundry or dishes------ This thread is Archived ------
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