little joke (5)

the Rev john flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in the pub. He tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her, the landlord shouts OI mate u cant do that in here, the Rev replies you dont understand i'm paster flapps the landlord says oh well if ur that far in you may as well finish

i have more but thought i'd see how this one goes we had a great laugh at this joke one nite coz of my handbag and its flaps

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

Com on Annie im sure you have more cause i do