Another Poem Anyone? (229)
I stopped at the store and grabbed me a bottle,
of 151 and a small pint of vodka
of 151 and a small pint of vodka
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And as I drive in I will soon begin
Pound the 151 until it's done
Pound the 151 until it's done
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as soon as I knew what was happenin'.
I went and got me a bottle of Gin.
I went and got me a bottle of Gin.
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the vodka was gone, no 151,
I drank down the gin, started havin some fun
I drank down the gin, started havin some fun
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Drunk as a skunk and I'm such a mess
After all this liquor what is left?
After all this liquor what is left?
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don't know where i'm goin, forgot where i've been
ran into a hydrant and busted my shin
ran into a hydrant and busted my shin
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Somehow got up and partied at the club
After I got home the party was still on
After I got home the party was still on
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Then in walked the cutest person I ever did see
but fate had a cruel joke for me.
but fate had a cruel joke for me.
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woke up the next morning,
and what did I see?
and what did I see?
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she had grown a beard.
pretty weird.
pretty weird.
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so i pulled up my pants and crept outta bed,
I couldn't believe it, that woman was dead!
I couldn't believe it, that woman was dead!
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I mean man! I looked both ways as I ran out the doors.
Hoping nobody recognised me from the night before.
Hoping nobody recognised me from the night before.
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I mean man! I looked both ways as I ran out the doors.
Hoping nobody recognised me from the night before.
Hoping nobody recognised me from the night before.
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I ran and I ran till i fell to the ground
you'll never believe the object I found
you'll never believe the object I found
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I found a magic lantern and on it I stroked.
and out came a bellowing puff of smoke.
and out came a bellowing puff of smoke.
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that genie appeared and denied my right,
to three wishes, so he and I got in a fight
to three wishes, so he and I got in a fight
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we argued and argued till he gave in.
At last he said, "master, let your wishes begin."
At last he said, "master, let your wishes begin."
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to go back in time was the first wish I made
forgeting that dead bearded woman I layed
forgeting that dead bearded woman I layed
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I got out of bed and started on my way.