Cheesiest Chat Up Lines (28)
larsvegas: Ok, I have to say I'm guilty of having usrd chat up lines when I'm out sometimes (although not on this site :) ). Sometimes it can be a good conversation starter I think.
For example:
'Hi, I want to ask for your opinion on something'. 'Sure, what it is?'. 'Do I look gay? (because I was just hit on by a guy over there!)'
Once I got the reply 'Yes, a bit!'
Maybe it is lame but still better than 'Hi how are you, do you come often?'
For example:
'Hi, I want to ask for your opinion on something'. 'Sure, what it is?'. 'Do I look gay? (because I was just hit on by a guy over there!)'
Once I got the reply 'Yes, a bit!'
Maybe it is lame but still better than 'Hi how are you, do you come often?'
Bit blunt and too the point??? Did that ever work????
skinnyminnypink: Bit blunt and too the point??? Did that ever work????
I meant to say 'Maybe it is lame but still better than 'Hi how are you, do you come here often?' '
larsvegas: I meant to say 'Maybe it is lame but still better than 'Hi how are you, do you come here often?' '
Only pulling yer leg ....
Ah, Lars ....... now don't be crying!!!!!
i use the line will you be my babies mamma. it never works though
oceanwest: Well your not going to believe this, but this morning I called to my friends house and strolled down the side and around the back of the house to the kitchen door. Before I entered I spotted his wife through the kitchen window by the sink and she beckoned me in.
So, inside I go and she is there dropping bread into the toaster and standing provocativily in the comforting tee shirt that she has slept in.
Looking over her shoulder she winks at me and says "go on have a go, enjoy yourself!
Not wishing to deny her her pleasure I enthusiastically jump to her suggestion and give it the full works. Using all my best pleasurable techniques I rise to the occasion and go hell for leather until (we're) fully spent.
Breathlessly stepping back I express my gratitude and ask her
"Hey what was that all about?" To which she replies "Eh, the egg timer is broken"
Brilliant tip except I hate eggs So, inside I go and she is there dropping bread into the toaster and standing provocativily in the comforting tee shirt that she has slept in.
Looking over her shoulder she winks at me and says "go on have a go, enjoy yourself!
Not wishing to deny her her pleasure I enthusiastically jump to her suggestion and give it the full works. Using all my best pleasurable techniques I rise to the occasion and go hell for leather until (we're) fully spent.
Breathlessly stepping back I express my gratitude and ask her
"Hey what was that all about?" To which she replies "Eh, the egg timer is broken"
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For example:
'Hi, I want to ask for your opinion on something'. 'Sure, what it is?'. 'Do I look gay? (because I was just hit on by a guy over there!)'
Once I got the reply 'Yes, a bit!'
Maybe it is lame but still better than 'Hi how are you, do you come here often?'