A hilarious & crazy letter to Santa for `grown-up' girls and boys! ( Archived) (4)

Yes, now you can create your own letter to Santa. Just `click` on the link below:


Then fill in all of the blanks. When you`re done, click on the button that says `Write the letter.` It will generate your special letter to Santa.

I would love to hear how your letters turn out.

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kimi's Christmas party. It was Devynne who spiked the punch with too much Rum. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Mediterranean Spa.

I thought it was funny when I put Rachel's Shirt on my head and danced the Tango on the Couch while singing `Angel by OTep'. I didn't mean to break Kimi's MP3 Player and don't know why Kimi would sue me for Robbery.

I don't remember calling Joel's wife a Jolly Duck---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kristine's husband's Elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that Pasta.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Corvette through my neighbor's Kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Sticky Dog and have me arrested for Indecent Exposure!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Fizzy and Shinny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Colorful stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and tenderly yours,
Me (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 100 bucks!

That`s a great one!