After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you
Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every-time! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every-time!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever