Divorce ( Archived) (1)

Mar 24, 2011 8:34 AM CST Divorce
Kentishlady
KentishladyKentishladyKilkenny, Ireland14 Threads 74 Posts
A judge was interviewing a woman for her pending divorce and asked:

What are the grounds for your divorce?
About 4 acres with a lovely little house in the middle.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of brick, cement and mortar.

I mean- what are your relations like?
I have an uncle and aunt here in town and my husband has his parents here.

Do you have a real grudge?
No, we have a 2 car carport so have never needed one.

Please- is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Yes,both my son and daughter have stereo sets.

Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?
Yes, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.

Finally in frustration the judge asked: Lady why do you want a divorce?
Oh I don't want a divorce, my husband does. He says he can't communicate with me...
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