two statues (4)
irishrebel75: two statues have stood next to a road for near 300 years, one male, one female. one day an angel came down and said "you two have waited patiently for 300 years, never complaining, always doing your job. for the next five minutes i will give you life to do the one thing you have always wanted to do." the stautues come to life, go off in the bushes and do the one thing they have always wanted to do.the angel hears the anges moaning, and one saying "that's it, you are doing a great job. right there. YES! YES!" they come out and the angel says" you seemed to have such a great time, that i will give you five more minutes" one statue looks at the other and says "great, this time you hold the pigeon down and i'll crap on his head"what were you thinking, huh?
I thought they were scratching one another's back!!
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what were you thinking, huh?