few jokes to cheer you up (3)

Children Are Quick
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>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>MARIA: Here it is.
>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS: Maria.
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>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
>JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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>TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
>GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
>(I Love this child)
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>TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
>ten years ago.
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>WINNIE: Me!
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>TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
>GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
>MILLIE: I is..
>TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
>MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
>but also admitted it.
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> Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
>LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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>TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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>TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
>your brother's.. Did you copy his?
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>CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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>(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
>are no longer interested?
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>HAROLD: A teacher

very good! thanks for posting Joey