bestbefore: Hi scotty,hope your weekend was good. Terrible weather down south,how about you?
I had a good weekend bb,i was given a giant box of dairymilk chocolates...didnt take me long to polish them off We had a beautiful hot day today and it fair makes a change from the dreech rain..
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" Where are you off to "? said the copper.
"I'm going to attend a lecture on alcoholism and what effect it has on the human body" he replied.
"Oh yes" said the copper"and who's giving that"?
"My wife when I finally get home"