Horse walks into a bar. ( Archived) (47)

A duck walks into a bar. And he says to the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No, I don’t have any grapes." The duck walks out, sorely disappointed.

So the next day, he walks back into the bar, asks the same question, gets the same answer.

The day after, he walks back into the bar, and again, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender, having still not figured out why this duck seems to think he may have some grapes, says to the duck, "No, and if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me if I have any grapes, I will nail your bill to the bar!"

The duck frowns, turns around, and walks out of the bar. So the next day, the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Got any nails?"

The bartender says, "No."

So the duck says, "Got any grapes?"

Fitzgerald and Dooghan were at the bar when paddy and mick entered, Fitzgerald says to Paddy…. “what got four legs an stinks?” “I dunno, what’s got four legs and stinks” asks Paddy. Fitzgerald points to Paddy and Mick and says “you an him”. Paddy laughs and says “hey that’s a great joke” just then two other friends come into the bar so Paddy says to them “I just heard this great joke….. what’s got four legs and stinks”? “dunno says one of the guys”….. Pointing to Mick and himself Paddy says “me an him”!!

Did you hear of the two Irish gay boys..... Paddy Fitzgerald and Gerald fitzpatrick.

I see it's take the piss out of the Irish time again...


time for the Irish to make some jokes about other nationalities ....

ok none around ... carry on

time for the Irish to make some jokes about other nationalities ....


(Irishman)..... What are other nationalities?
(another Irishman).... those are the people that live next door wear something that sounds like "sari" and run the corner shop.