What part of your body goes to heaven first? (2)
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
> and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part
> of your body goes first?'
>
> Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
>
> 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
> Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
> front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
>
> 'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your
> feet.'
>
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,
> Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
>
> Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other
> night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
>
> 'Oh God! I'm coming!'
> If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I recon we'd have lost her."
>
> The nun had to leave the room.
>
I'm not sure about the first going one but I definetly know which part of my body will go last :)>
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
> and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part
> of your body goes first?'
>
> Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
>
> 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
> Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
> front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
>
> 'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your
> feet.'
>
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,
> Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
>
> Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other
> night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
>
> 'Oh God! I'm coming!'
> If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I recon we'd have lost her."
>
> The nun had to leave the room.
>
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
> and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part
> of your body goes first?'
>
> Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
>
> 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
> Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
> front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
>
> 'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your
> feet.'
>
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,
> Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
>
> Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other
> night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
>
> 'Oh God! I'm coming!'
> If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I recon we'd have lost her."
>
> The nun had to leave the room.
>