The Blind Cowboy ( Archived) (4)

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by
mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke? The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters



No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'