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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman want to get in, but they
Haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and
Walks to the gate.
" McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Irishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over
His shoulder.
" O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Englishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
It under his arm.
"Waddington-Smith, England " he says, "Fencing."
The names have been changed round as to not cause offence as I live in Ireland....