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Sep 19, 2012 12:10 PM CST Italian Tradition
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.



An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me.
I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy...
Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "times up"

grin
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Sep 19, 2012 3:00 PM CST Italian Tradition
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Luv ya Nuls !!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 19, 2012 3:23 PM CST Italian Tradition
venusenvy: Luv ya Nuls !!!
hehe you tohooooo Ven grin hug
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Sep 19, 2012 3:32 PM CST Italian Tradition
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: hehe you tohooooo Ven


Your jokes always crack me up hug bouquet
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Sep 27, 2012 9:11 AM CST Italian Tradition
LILLYLADY
LILLYLADYLILLYLADYunknown, Ohio USA27 Threads 1,293 Posts
This is a very good one Nuliiiiii. I busted up laughing cuz it is so very true in some Italian families. Just had to pass it on to my Italian friends. Know it will trigger a memory for them since their family is directly from the old country.
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Oct 3, 2012 11:51 PM CST Italian Tradition
zasimom
zasimomzasimomClarksville, Tennessee USA27 Posts
Too funny. rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 4, 2012 12:35 AM CST Italian Tradition
I passed this on to my friend in New York. She's Italian, and I think she might like this.
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Oct 4, 2012 1:30 PM CST Italian Tradition
a44dreamer
a44dreamera44dreamerNicosia, Cyprus22 Threads 12 Polls 237 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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