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the_whistler: Ill start it off...
He/she had a mouth like a gorillas armpit
He/she had a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp
or even a bull dog chewing a waspHe/she had a mouth like a gorillas armpit
He/she had a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp
sally101: Felt like a pork chop at a Jewish wedding.
He was that ugly the tide wouldnt take him out
the_whistler: Ill start it off...
He/she had a mouth like a gorillas armpit
He/she had a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp
He/she had a mouth like a gorillas armpit
He/she had a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp
U can't scare me, I have children...
Hunibabs: U can't scare me, I have children...
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list 
the_whistler: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
If I agree with u we'd both be wrong!!
He/she a face like a third world football
Also pot calling kettle black springs to mind after spouting the above
Also pot calling kettle black springs to mind after spouting the above
sirLarryIII: He/she a face like a third world football
Also pot calling kettle black springs to mind after spouting the above
Also pot calling kettle black springs to mind after spouting the above
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!!!
ware warts off a ginnet.
dead bird never falls out of it's nest when talking about a man with his zipper down.
my friends hubby used to say his knob was like a babies arm hanging out of a pram
my friends hubby used to say his knob was like a babies arm hanging out of a pram
only us IRISH could have this one
"You wouldnt like a cup of tea would ya " ????
"You wouldnt like a cup of tea would ya " ????
about a baldy man
"that fella has a big face to wash " lol
"that fella has a big face to wash " lol
he or she fell into a bucket of cow manure they come out smelling of roses!!!
Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining!!!
Did ya think I came up the Liffey in a bath????
Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining!!!
Did ya think I came up the Liffey in a bath????
big sprockets for big sockets.
she had a back ya could play handball off
mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted
benni2: she had a back ya could play handball off
If you're going to suck the life out of me, could you take some fat too?
the_whistler: If you're going to suck the life out of me, could you take some fat too?
Borrow money from a pessimist, they dont expect it back...
I didnt fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian...
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it...
The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it...
Always got to other peoples funerals or they wont go to your...
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He/she had a mouth like a gorillas armpit
He/she had a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp