Three sisters 92 94 and 96 live together in a house. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "was I getting in to the bath or out?" The 94 year old hollers back "I don't know, I'll come up and check." She starts of the stairs and pauses. Then she yells "was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I don't get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells "I'll be up as soon has I answer the door."
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