ideal partner (139)
we all done this in profiles mate but it a good thread........ mine well i know what i want in an ideal partner ...but hey iam a gent n dont do kiss n tell sorry lol........anyone else
We step out of the door and deal with the most awful people everyday . We return home and can't get on with the one whom we sleep with in the same bed and share bodily fluids ..
Get a cat and put a saddle on it .. It will not become a horse . Get a horse and give it cat food .. will not eat it .
No one needs to be ideal , just to be understanding will do for me . I need to learn not to expect people to be something they are not . I am learning .
My ideal is an ‘Understanding Woman ‘ . But who knows what I mean by ‘understanding ‘
Get a cat and put a saddle on it .. It will not become a horse . Get a horse and give it cat food .. will not eat it .
No one needs to be ideal , just to be understanding will do for me . I need to learn not to expect people to be something they are not . I am learning .
My ideal is an ‘Understanding Woman ‘ . But who knows what I mean by ‘understanding ‘
Lol well said,now do you want a medal for that?
I have a degree will I do?
my ideal will be the new james bond lookylikey
my ideal will be the new james bond lookylikey
Get a JB pillow case .. pull it over their heads .. cheap and cheerful .. save the rest for a good holiday and an unforgettable night with Marcello
well i think i have found her and it was on here so there's hope for everyone
I wish you luck I am laughing at myself and all those others whom have been there but fell on their butts .. Enjoy life for what it is 
i hope so may be she has a friend for you get some loo paper and draw a pic of yourself and lets all see you i can ask round for you
you forgot to add max 2 sheets per applicant and atleast one cleen please........................
A good night's sleep beats a harem full of willing partners .. You take your time and keep happy .. Here .. your card and your peg .. get on your bike and let me have some peace and quiet
spoken like a whimp whats up with ya today ????? no a degree wont help i got one aswell but still a sad git ....i have fond my ideal w oman by the way but shes not found me keep smilin lol ...........
lucky lady.........
when will she find ya?....
when will she find ya?....
aww lady luck she mite have already ...who knows
and how will she know?
cos ill be clean shaven(chin i ment dont even go there charleeeee)suited,n smellin of jpg
clean shaven eh.........Oooooo she must be special.....
and as if my mind would wonder in that direction
and as if my mind would wonder in that direction
my above post was for my ideal partner by the way
but where his he...in a crowed beach, a bar ,a barmitzva, a bar 6 or a bar crest bandit ...who knows he mite even be in a mcdonalds you jus gotta keep ya eyes open debs n ya chin up
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mine would have to be kind caring loving and intellectual enough to beat me at chess love and want kids likes dogs and can get anyone GSOH