Golfing with the wife... (Happy New Year everyone!) (4)
LMAO!!!!!
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Yes, Kansan, very funny - enjoyed that one! Good to see you are on the mend, take it easy, eh?
Dx.
(By the way, I had to take up golf just to be able to spend time with my ex - when we were together, of course) but, sorry, I'm with Mark Twain on that one - "its a good walk spoiled"!!!
Dx.
Dx.
(By the way, I had to take up golf just to be able to spend time with my ex - when we were together, of course) but, sorry, I'm with Mark Twain on that one - "its a good walk spoiled"!!!
Dx.
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Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that"!