Another Old Joke (3)
highplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 PostsThis guy who owns a circus is giving out $1,000 to get his elephant to nod yes. Everyone's trying, trying, and trying; no luck. but one guy has to bricks in his hands and decides to smash the elephants nuts between the two bricks. so he asks the elephant "did that hurt?" so the elephant nods yes...there's his $1,000. he comes in about a week later and the guy is getting the elephant to nod yes and no, so the guy comes back and says to the elephant, "remember me?", the elephant nods yes, and then the man says "want me to do that again?" so the elephant nods no.
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