God's Sense of Humor...Where do Pets Come From? ( Archived) (6)

A crazy friend of mine just sent me this in a email. Too bad the pictures wouldn't copy over..

Where do pets come from?

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased .

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other.

I currently have a "Kitty Rescue" of 15 kitties and one Boxer dog, David. Does this mean I'm the kind of Lady who really doesn't really give a crap what others think.. As a matter of a fact, I am comfortable in who I am

"It's hard teaching an ole dog new tricks"

Wanna bet?

Here little puppy***, roll over, sit up, speak*** can you beg? Geez, I've got to work on that trick some more Oh well, if you come home with me, I'll get you some special treats

James if it didn't embarrass me to death, I'd encourage Earl to share a "Pee Story" of his own with you, but after all this is the Internet, and all the world would see the story. I've got a few in my "crew" that have the same problem you had too. They are outside most of the time, but am working on a "Kitty Condo" so they can be safe and enjoy the outdoors too boot. But yeah, kitty tinkle is nothing to laugh at.

I built my cat two outdoor cat houses. Really nice one too! And they are both on an encloused deck on a bench just outside the kitchen window.

I mean, he has it knocked!

Yet he still has to come inside to pee.

He's always been like that.

He thinks he's supposed to go indoors to go the bathroom for some strange reason.

Really ticks me off.

Other than that, he's a pretty cool cat.