ops i did it again lol (15)

Apr 30, 2007 10:39 AM CST ops i did it again lol
spanky40
spanky40spanky40devon, Devon, England UK31 Threads 631 Posts
a son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically", dad says thats hard,but i have an idea, ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for a million quid,mum says yes,dad says ask your sisyer if she would sleep with the newspaper man for 2 million quid,sister says yes,well there you go son thats your answer,
theoretically we'resitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living with a couple of slappers.
Apr 30, 2007 10:44 AM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
thats the same one that belle stole from me and put on the forums and got credit for it hahahaha but its still a good jokelaugh laugh
Apr 30, 2007 10:46 AM CST ops i did it again lol
spanky40
spanky40spanky40devon, Devon, England UK31 Threads 631 Posts
oh no some one else has done that one oooppsblushing blushing
Apr 30, 2007 10:47 AM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
hahahaha dont worrie about it hun, theres got to be people who havnt seen it as the thread we posted in as probally sunk to the far dephs of the vault hehehe
Apr 30, 2007 10:49 AM CST ops i did it again lol
spanky40
spanky40spanky40devon, Devon, England UK31 Threads 631 Posts
god i do hope so lol
well i will have to do another one then laugh laugh


have to see if i have any clean ones :)
Apr 30, 2007 10:50 AM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
hahahahahagrin grin
Apr 30, 2007 11:56 AM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
2 bags os sick walking down the road,one of them said to the other, i was brought up round here hahahaha,,,,,,ok i know that was lame lol
Apr 30, 2007 11:57 AM CST ops i did it again lol
spanky40
spanky40spanky40devon, Devon, England UK31 Threads 631 Posts
barf haha
Apr 30, 2007 12:01 PM CST ops i did it again lol
spanky40
spanky40spanky40devon, Devon, England UK31 Threads 631 Posts
man has a £50 note tattooed on his c- - -,
his wife says,"why have you done that"?
he replies,
1:i like to see my money grow
2:i like to play with my money,
3:i like having money in my hand;
and last but not least,next time you want 2 blow fiftyquid,you can stay at home to do it!!!!
Apr 30, 2007 12:02 PM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
fella comes home to find his daughter with a toy on the sofa, if u know what i meen,he shouts "WHAT ARE U DOING" she replys"wel u wont let me have a boy friend so this is my sub". Next day girl comes home from work to find her dad with the same toy put in the place that doesnt shine whilst drinking a can of beer."WHAT ARE U DOING" she shouts, he replys, "having a beer with your f*****g boyfriendrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i had to try and make that as clean as poss for the forums hahaha
Apr 30, 2007 12:03 PM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
hahahahaha nice one:)laugh laugh
Apr 30, 2007 12:04 PM CST ops i did it again lol
spanky40
spanky40spanky40devon, Devon, England UK31 Threads 631 Posts
laugh laugh i got they in the end hahahah
Apr 30, 2007 12:44 PM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
u meen u didnt get it at first?hehehehe
Apr 30, 2007 12:49 PM CST ops i did it again lol
belle26
belle26belle26Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England UK15 Threads 1,661 Posts
I never stole that from you!!! you didnt get it
Apr 30, 2007 12:51 PM CST ops i did it again lol
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
thats the joke that got sent to my phone and u copyed it, dont lie it doesnt suit you hahahaatongue
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