Are you in the driving seat? 'cos I'm a man! (7)
Exactly right!!
How does he know where we're going!?
How does he know where we're going!?
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Paddy dear needs a map and driving lessons
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on a slight tangent here paddy but picture this saterday night 11 pm ,basingstoke town centre ,3 trafficc managment crash crushes pull up i hang out of the window n say to this kid
"hey you ,are we going the the ritght way"
he replies what . i answer are we on the right road yes are no .
he then looks puzzled n asked where ya goping to mate .
ITS NON OF YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS ARE WE ON THE RITE ROAD ARE NOT
oh errr errr yea straight on mate sorry .
so funny the puzzeled look on his face couldnt drive for ages pissed ourself so mutch
"hey you ,are we going the the ritght way"
he replies what . i answer are we on the right road yes are no .
he then looks puzzled n asked where ya goping to mate .
ITS NON OF YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS ARE WE ON THE RITE ROAD ARE NOT
oh errr errr yea straight on mate sorry .
so funny the puzzeled look on his face couldnt drive for ages pissed ourself so mutch
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another faverite we like to do is pull up in london ,some where like edgeware road or swiss cottage drop the window flash all beacons n ask directions for the beach,this is so funny when ya get a jap tourist out comes the pocket map then the head scratching then they offer you the map n confer say sorry n along comes someone else who thinks they can help,last time a cabby full of KNOWLEDGE stopped laughed n said southend mate but its miles away ya clown .....replied its ok mate iam not going till june
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That is an invitation I would like to take up....forget the map.
I know my way home, the hallway stairs lead straight up to the master bedroom....
I will pass on the driving lessons in lieu of other lessons of a much more interesting kind......
I know my way home, the hallway stairs lead straight up to the master bedroom....
I will pass on the driving lessons in lieu of other lessons of a much more interesting kind......
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No, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you wanna listen to a complete stranger?
How the hell would he know where we're going?
Jesus!... Will you just shut up, you get more like your mother every day.
Ok, ok,.... You.... freaking drive!......
'An don't ride the clutch, like you did last time!