IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!! ( Archived) (81)

Morning All

Hope this is a great start to the weekend.....




Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!"

"No way!"

"Way!"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God (wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants). A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh, " Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno" Eve answered.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern
was set and it has never changed. If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children

Good Morning Crazyice

Just got in from work so taking the children off to school, then gunna grab a few hours!.....it's the last day of school today for a week.....so i will be taken some of them Aspirin

Mornin' Belle, I thought I was the only one here and signed out for a while. Seriously girl.....gotta take it easy there sweetie.......No school for a week you say? Hop ethose aspirins kick in real quick hun!!!

Hope you feel better after.......

Fabulous!! So enjoyed that one....... 'morning everyone!

hahahaha...i'm sure i will...i may have progressed to Valium by the end of the week thou!!!


Morning D....

Hey...... its Belle!!!!! Hi ya, love. I particularly liked the advice for the day, always love a play on words/way things are written. That really tickled my funny bone!
Are you well today?

Mornin' D

Was there a party going on somewhere last night I didn't know of?

i'm enjoying my last day of freedom....the dreaded school holidays

yes i know i am need of my head testing...but the week they are supposed to be back at school...im taking them away for a week...then my boy is in hospital...so i have him off school for 4-6 weeks.....

I'm gunna need something stronger than Valium.....anyone got any Diazapane lying aroud

And how's about you this very wet and windy morning?