Good ol George! ( Archived) (14)

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline!!

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.

This is the exact reason why I'm worried about our future!!!

It is very tounge in cheek look at todays issues!
Not to be taken seriously! (I would hope)

I wouldn't be too amused as an immigrant to your country... illegal or otherwise...
All it tells me is that they should not be seen as human beings..

Oh come now that was NOT The Diplomatic Solution to The Immegration problem, In California,Arizona,New Mexico and Texas there are Large Military Bases, where the so called immigrents could be prossed into their repsective New Life Forms...

If they are Good Skilled Workers and the have american employers, Give them a special Work visa, TAX them at 66% and their families must stay in Mexico, and if they want or need american Medical Help???
The billing should come directly out of their Pay Check...

If they are Mexican Criminals, place them in RC junk american aircraft that will get them out over the pacific...

And if they are Unskilled between the ages of 18 and 44 give them a canteen, a rifle and send the to Iraq, let them scrouge ammo after they get there...

Oh and one other thing, The USA should adopt the exact same immigration policy as Mexico has always had...

You should read it sometime, it is very realistic, From the Mexican Point of view...

Sorry no offence intended
He is talking about border jumpers in the sence of trying to be smuggled in and Illegals.
Secondly he is a comedian and not to be taken seriously.

Thirdly Everyone in America is here because of an Immigrant. Myself included. So i have nothing against immigration. I do how ever Feel very strongly about people that are here and unacounted for or who's intentions are for hate and discontent.

This by no means would work it is just a light hearted way of looking at.

Note to self
Thou shalt not stir the pot again!

Stir away, just be aware of the fact that posting stuff like this, you may offend someone!!